[297] Judges 16: Samson is the President of Laodicea, not the 7th angel of Revelation2/3, not the Laodicean Star

1 Once Samson went to Gaza [Watchtower Bethel] and saw a prostitute woman there [Governing body, the harlot who rode the beast] and came in to her [joined the GB, joined the body, after 1992January28, in fact in 1994 when it expanded, the angel of Laodicea is on the GB].
2 And report was made to the Gazites [Bethelites], saying: Samson has come in here. So they surrounded him and lay in wait for him all night long in the city gate. And they kept quiet the whole night, saying: As soon as the morning gets light, we must also kill him.
3 However, Samson kept lying till midnight and then rose at midnight [when Jesus comes] and grabbed hold of the doors of the city gate and the 2 side posts and pulled them out along with the bar and put them upon his shoulders and went carrying them up to the top of the mountain that is in front of Hebron [he dismantled the water baptism of the JWs, and rebuilt it in front of Hebron (Laodicea - Caleb's inheritance)].


4 And it came about after that that he fell in love with a woman in the torrent valley of Sorek [choice vines], and her name was Delilah [feeble] [the unsanctified part of the congregation of Laodicea] [Delilah is not the Laodicean 2NCs, who are the hair attached to the head of Samson who misrepresents that he is the mediator of the 2NC, having stolen Gordon's crown. Samson is the President of Laodicea. He is not the Angel of Laodicea, the 7th star. He loved the glory of teaching Delilah LW interpretations more than he loved God].
5 And the axis lords of the Philistines [Governing body of the Watchtower] proceeded to come up to her and to say to her: Fool him and see in what his great power [prophetic and interpretational power] is and with what we can prevail over him and with what we are certain to tie him so as to master him; and we, for our part, shall give you each 1,100 silver pieces [5 Axis Lords, 5500 days from 2003Shebat21, Laodicea's installation to feed the 1NC reserves, to 2019Sivan1? or 5500 2NC saints?].
6 Later Delilah said to Samson [angel of Laodicea]: Do tell me, please, In what is your great power and with what can you be tied for one to master you?
7 Then Samson said to her: If they tie me with 7 still-moist sinews [bone pullers] that have not been dried out, I must also grow weak and become like an ordinary man [the GB tries to make 7 congregations of Revelation2/3 out of the same water baptism].
8 So the axis lords of the Philistines brought up to her 7 still-moist sinews that had not been dried out. Later she tied him with them.
9 Now the ambush was sitting in the interior room of hers, and she began to say to him: The Philistines are upon you, Samson! At that he tore the sinews in 2, just as a twisted thread of tow is torn in 2 when it smells fire [He cuts the moist joining band in two. Creating two churches with two water baptisms. He knows that the evil slave must be cut in two. He is actually carrying out a second water baptism without telling the GB at this point in the account]. And his power did not become known.
10 Subsequently Delilah said to Samson: Look! You have trifled with me that you might speak lies to me. Now tell me, do please, with what you can be tied.
11 So he said to her: If they tie me tight with new ropes with which no work has been done [bring me scriptural knots/questions which have not been addressed on the LW website and I am nowhere. He is neither hot nor cold, he is not analytic and not creative he is a mimic leader], I must also grow weak and become like an ordinary man.
12 So Delilah took new ropes and tied him with them and said to him: The Philistines are upon you, Samson! All the while the ambush was sitting in the interior room. At that he tore them in 2 from off his arms like a thread.
13 After that Delilah said to Samson: Up till now you have trifled with me that you might speak lies to me. Do tell me with what you can be tied. Then he said to her: If you will weave the 7 braids of my head with the warp thread [the JWs tried to put all the 7 congregations of Revelation2/3 into one church with one thread holding them all and one pin, he dismantled that concept once he woke up].
14 Accordingly she fixed them with the pin, after which she said to him: The Philistines are upon you, Samson! So he awoke from his sleep and pulled out the loom pin and the warp thread [all these threads point to symbolic threads as well as literal threads].
15 She now said to him: How dare you say, 'I do love you,' when your heart is not with me? These 3 times you have trifled with me and have not told me in what your great power is [3 years from 2006Iyyar/Sivan to 2009Iyyar/Sivan. Samson's great power comes from not from LW interpretations. But from the interpretations made by the 2NCs within Laodicea !! These are the interpretations of the queen of Sheba. Sure AOL, the Angel of Laodicea, has fed them with out of date GB approved LW understandings. But they must have developed quite a few themselves. For the Queen of Sheba brought quite a lot to Solomon]

10 Then she gave the king 120 talents of gold and a very great deal of balsam oil and precious stones. There never came anymore the like of that balsam oil for quantity such as the queen of Sheba gave to King Solomon.
11 And Hiram's fleet of ships that carried gold from Ophir also brought from Ophir timbers of algum trees in very great amount and precious stones.
12 And the king proceeded to make out of the timbers of the algum trees supports for the house of Jehovah and for the house of the king, and also harps and stringed instruments for the singers. Timbers of algum trees like this have not come in nor have they been seen down to this day. (1 Kings 10 NWT)

16 And it came about that because she pressured him with her words all the time and kept urging him, his soul got to be impatient to the point of dying [giving up on the baptism].
17 Finally he disclosed to her all his heart and said to her: A razor has never come upon my head, because I am a Nazirite of God from my mother's belly [he will not drink the cup of the 1NC but is on the GB, and he had disciples before he became a 2NC saint]. If I did get shaved, my power also would certainly depart from me, and I should indeed grow weak and become like all other men [My hair joined to my head are the Laodicean 2NCs. The interpretational power of these people is my strength].
18 When Delilah got to see that he had disclosed to her all his heart, she immediately sent and called the Philistine axis lords, saying: Come up this time, for he has disclosed to me all his heart. And the Philistine axis lords came up to her that they might bring up the silver in their hand [the GB gets control of the 2NC saints, represented by silver].
19 And she proceeded to make him sleep upon her knees [Send Samson to sleep spiritually by getting him to worship as she does - knees symbolise worship]. Then she called for a man and had him shave off the 7 braids of his head [a braid for a congregation, he is the head of the 7th congregation of Revelation3], after which she started to show the mastery of him, and his power kept departing from upon him.

7 moist sinews
7 braids of his head weaved with warp thread
7 braids of his head shaved off

This is all very similar to Balaam and Balak and the 7 bulls and 7 rams on 7 altars on 3 mountains.

20 Now she said: The Philistines are upon you, Samson! At that he woke up from his sleep and said: I shall go out as at other times and shake myself free. And he himself did not know that it was Jehovah that had departed from him [because his mistress had brainwashed him into denying the truth to himself - Samson followed Adam].
21 So the Philistines grabbed hold of him and bored his eyes out [his literal interpretations and his symbolic interpretations] and brought him down to Gaza and bound him with 2 fetters of copper [they restricted both of his priesthoods, his GB role and his Laodicean role]; and he came to be a grinder in the prison house [unable to do literal or symbolic research, but condemned to work only on GB approved doctrine].
22 Meanwhile the hair of his head started to grow luxuriantly as soon as he had been shaved [disciples started coming to him in prison].
23 As for the Philistine axis lords, they gathered together to sacrifice a great sacrifice to Dagon [body of a man and tail of a fish] their god and for rejoicing, and they kept saying: Our god has given into our hand Samson our enemy!
24 When the people got to see him, they at once gave way to praising their god, because, said they, our god has given into our hand our enemy and the devastator of our land and the one who multiplied our slain [baptised JWs into the LWs internally].
25 And it came about that because their heart was merry, they began to say: Call Samson that he may offer us some amusement. So they called Samson out of the prison house that he might make sport before them; and they proceeded to stand him between the pillars.
26 Then Samson said to the boy that was holding him by his hand [Gordon leading Balaam for 5 months from ?]: Do permit me to feel the pillars upon which the house is firmly established and let me lean against them [test the strength and veracity of the two fundamental JW doctrines of the FDS and 1914].
27 Incidentally, the house was full of men and women and all the Philistine axis lords were there; and upon the roof there were about 3,000 men and women who were looking on while Samson offered some amusement [3000 people of acts 2, saints/birds on the roof who die to their old baptism and are reborn into their new baptism - they are born again in water!].
28 Samson now called to Jehovah and said: Sovereign Lord Jehovah, remember me, please, and strengthen me, please, just this once, Oh you the [true] God, and let me avenge myself upon the Philistines with vengeance for one of my 2 eyes [with one eye you can not see in 3D, and therefore you cannot judge distance or perspective. In the greater meaning, seeing with one eye is seeing the literal meaning of an account, and seeing with two eyes is seeing the symbolic meaning of the account. Now Samson could not himself take vengeance for his second eye, since he died after having taken vengeance only for the first eye. But God could and did. Likewise in the greater meaning, the President of Laodicea takes vengeance upon the Watchtower on the day of his death, which is his leaving the Watchtower and losing his worthless JW water baptism to gain an valuable LW water baptism, for his loss of insight into the symbolic meanings of the bible. But God takes vengeance upon them for taking away his insight into the literal meanings of the bible. He signed the eye boring agreement of 1Samuel11. That lost him his church. So he wants vengeance church for church].
29 With that Samson braced himself against the 2 middle pillars upon which the house was firmly established, and got a grasp on them, one with his right and the other with his left [hand] [Surely these are the two governing body swing voting members. If you get these two then you get the vote. Samson already has two attendants of Balaam]
30 And Samson proceeded to say: Let my soul die with the Philistines [Since in the greater meaning he is one]. Then he bent himself with power [some kind of middle is being referred to here], and the house went falling upon the axis lords and upon all the people that were in it, so that the dead that he put to death [taking them out of the JW baptism] in his own death came to be more than those he had put to death during his lifetime [more people leave the Watchtower for the LWs following his lead than joined Laodicea during his life. When he pulled down the temple he killed 3,000 on the roof plus a lot more inside, so the feeding of the 4,000 is OK].
31 Later his brothers and all the household of his father came on down and lifted him up and brought him up and buried him between Zorah and Eshtaol in the burial place of Manoah his father. As for him, he had judged Israel 20 years.

If we think about it, the angel of Laodicea most likely has become convinced that your average JW has enough trouble walking on land and would be unable to walk (carry out the spirit baptism test) on water in the LWs (who have no administration to speak of). He probably is thinking that it is safer to teach them and even to baptise them within the Watchtower than to bring them over to the LWs, because we have no administrative structure. But he is cutting the arm of Jehovah short. He is loving Delilah more than God. They would be better off in the LWs because their faith would be enhanced through personal experience and they would cease to be brainwashed and controlled by a Satanic church, which is no good for anyone.